!!!!!HUGE SPOILERS FOR ALL OF DAMARA’S LINES AND WHATNOT. click at your own risk.!!!!!


her japanese is gibberish sort of??

ETA: this is my theory on how it was written. other people who can read it may interject with how they feel, those are just my personal opinions on the matter.

MEENAH: sooooo

MEENAH: megido

MEENAH: here we are again

 MEENAH: i guess


MEENAH: please tell me this reunion is as awkward for you as it is for me


MEENAH: not gonna say nofin huh

MEENAH: just going to stand there and leave me wrigglin on the hook during this frosty silence

MEENAH: come on you nutty bitch at least do SOM-EFIN to break the ice



MEENAH: hey you didnt by any chance kidnap nitrams lusus did you

 MEENAH: or steal all his dorky fiduspawn loot

MEENAH: i thought we were past this

MEENAH: dont tell me youre still tormenting the guy even after eternity

DAMARA: Take your dual fork. Fuck yourself twice.

MEENAH: do what to myself twice with my double W) (AT exactly??

MEENAH: cod damn your weird accent is thick as ever

DAMARA: It is not thick enough to give sexual pleasure to you.

 DAMARA: Will you continue boring me with your words? Or will you take off my clothes?

 DAMARA: I want to feel my nipples between your teeth.


MEENAH: did you just tell me to bite something or

MEENAH: screw it i give up

MEENAH: language barrier be a fuckin motherglubber


MEENAH:! Hey so guess what im building an army to kill lord ahahahaha

# Aka # sea-lol


MEENAH: like you could give a fuck about saving reality and or wouldnt just be a huge backstabbin liability out there

DAMARA:Fair enough

MEENAH: but just for shits an cuttles uh

MEENAH: been sorta wondering

MEENAH: back when we like

MEENAH: kind of ruined each others shit

MEENAH: because of that whole cycle of revenge deal

MEENAH: and i ended up dyin and god tiering and all

MEENAH: remember that

DAMARA: I remember.

DAMARA: Sometimes I masturbate to that memory.

MEENAH: aight not sure i followed that but ill assume it was more weird skanky sass

MEENAH: but what i want to know is

MEENAH: after the fight

MEENAH: did i hurt you bad enough that you maybe

MEENAH: crawled off and died somewhere

MEENAH: like in a quest cocoon


MEENAH: were you maybe all bloodied up from all those forkins

MEENAH: and then maybe along comes a friend with a maddening inability to hold a grudge against you for the ways you fucked him over

MEENAH: maybe trotting along in his new robo horse body and swooped your bloody torso up on his back

MEENAH: galloped off to your cocoon and draped you on the slab while probly not havin the nerve to finish you off

# Like-the-ones-in-your-batty-as-fuck-goddamn-belfry?

MEENAH: this ringin any bells

DAMARA: What the fuck are you talking about, bitch-idiot?


MEENAH: holy mackerel gettin info outta yous like prying a pearl from a slutty murderous clam

DAMARA: This clam will not produce the pearl. You do not know anything of the sea.

MEENAH:!!! Yeah i know clams dont make pearls look i just misspoke it was a hasty burn ok

MEENAH: dont be calling out my authority on the ocean dmeg you know i got all watery junk on LOCK

MEENAH: who you think you tryin to rile up with that amateur noise

DAMARA: You seem to be very angry. Chill the fuck out. Let’s touch each other. Please get stoned with me.

MEENAH: omg i cant understand you

MEENAH: chill out and do W) (AT with you …

MEENAH: going to ask again as simple as i can


DAMARA: Exactly how much do you want to know, water bitch? (exact: bitch of water)

MEENAH: damara

 MEENAH: if horrible conversations was a video game you would truly be last boss

MEENAH: now where the fucks aranea and her lil windbag stand lets just get this jam over with already

DAMARA: Do you want to be me?

DAMARA: You can not be me. If you can not understand me.

DAMARA: In addition, you can not be me. If you cannot fuck me.

MEENAH: ummm yeah no idea what you said

MEENAH: guess someone who speaks your gibberish needs to ask

RUFIOH: hey doll … don’t suppose you had anyth1ng to do w1th the recent d1sappearance of my lusus, d1d you?

DAMARA: Of course there is no such a thing. Your accusation is outrageous.

RUFIOH: yeah … sure … l1ke 1 bel1eve that!

RUFIOH: l1ke 1’m not so on to your tr1cks by now …

DAMARA: Silence. So, did you break up with him yet?

RUFIOH: no … not yet …

RUFIOH: 1 tr1ed … but 1 just couldn’t do 1t … 1t’s hard, you know?

DAMARA: (LINE CHANGED SLIGHTLY FOR CLARITY) You mean when your lover has betrayed you? Yes, I know.

RUFIOH:. D * mn … so cold, g1rl why can’t you let the past go?

RUFIOH: anyway … once 1 actually do get up the nerve to break 1t to h1m … don’t be th1nk1ng th1s 1s your b1g chance w1th me!

RUFIOH: 1t’s over between us for good … k1nda for obv1ous reasons … so just fr1ends, you d1g?

 DAMARA: Right. We will see.

RUFIOH: haha … yeah, 1 f1gured you’d be l1ke that.

RUFIOH: anyway, meenah k1nd of needs to keep go1ng through th1s bubble … 1 know you l1ke to make sh * t d1ff1cult for everyone all the t1me, but …

RUFIOH: you th1nk you could get r1d of that b1g * ss 1ceberg th1ng you dropped there?

DAMARA: No fucking way.

RUFIOH: aw, come on … do 1t for me, damara?

DAMARA: Fine, but you owe me sexual favors.

RUFIOH:? Hahahaha … wow … alr1ght uh … maybe just go …

HORUSS:.. 8 = D <Oh, hello Damara I heard you were having a mechanical issue with your chest over here Mind if I take a 100k?

DAMARA: You can view my chest at any time.

HORUSS:? 8 = D <I. .. think you said yes Sorry, I really struggle with your coarse lowb100d accent.

DAMARA: Please pour milk on top of my boobs. (?????????????)

HORUSS:.? 8 = D <I didn’t quite understand that either Something about milk Served to you in a particular way?

HORUSS:. 8 = D <Yes, if you would like some milk, I can bring you some later I’ll just need to equip my steam powered deSTRENGTHening gloves so that I may hand you the glass without shattering it.

DAMARA: No. Please do not wear gloves. I like it rough. Crush my body, horse man.

HORUSS:. 8 = D <I really need to finish my universal translation device so we can have a more coherent conversation It’s just so difficult to get the circuitry to function correctly when one insists on relying on steam power.

DAMARA: You… please make sure that my ghostly genitals have a sexual climax. You must do it with your phantom horse penis.

HORUSS: 8 = D <You want me to bring your what to what e% 25actly with my what?

DAMARA: Rub your sweaty face on my naked bottom. (something like that)

HORUSS:. 8 = D <Hmm I. ..

HORUSS: 8 = D <Sure?

DAMARA: I’m your Asian schoolgirl. You can reduce my clothes to shreds. You need to please me. Please use your horn.

HORUSS: 8 = D <Do what with your schoolgirl uniform?

HORUSS:. 8 = D <I wouldn’t want to do anything to ruin it It’s quite nice.

HORUSS:. 8 = D <But perhaps I could craft a robotic avatar for you, emulating your fashion choices Actually, if I did that, I could install more sensible speech algorithms, so that I could understand you for a change.

DAMARA: Keep quiet. Fuck me in silence.

HORUSS: 8 = D <Um * Cough *..

DAMARA: Go into my body. Or I will destroy you.

HORUSS: 8 = D <Damara, forgive me if I’m leaping to conclusions, but has the nature of your cryptic remarks been leaning … well …

HORUSS: 8 = D <A little b100?


DAMARA: Do you want to be me?

DAMARA: You can not be me. If you can not understand me.

 DAMARA: In addition, you can not be me. If you cannot fuck me.

HORUSS: 8 = D <Come again?

HORUSS:. 8 = D <I suppose Rufioh should ask He’s always been the only one who can parse your vulgar, peasant tongue.

  1. protector-of-soulssyringeからリブログしました
  2. fauna-amelioratesyringeからリブログしました
  3. that-one-homestuck-blogsyringeからリブログしました
  4. lamest-kidsyringeからリブログしました
  5. idnwmbltmylikessyringeからリブログしました
  6. dokelssyringeからリブログしました
  7. dr-who-the-hell-caressyringeからリブログしました
  8. prettyinpixiedustlambergeierからリブログしました
  9. jojolover69syringeからリブログしました
  10. tofuckyousyringeからリブログしました
  11. puella-roguesyringeからリブログしました
  12. jabberwankynotalexaからリブログしました
  13. notalexasyringeからリブログしました
  14. chaiinofmemoriessyringeからリブログしました
  15. glowlyrazzdaからリブログしました
  16. bluebullesyringeからリブログしました